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I Don't Like Morning People Cane Corso T-Shirt
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Cane Corso Night Shift Energy Tee – for owners whose Italian Mastiff hits peak chaos at 3 AM and judges everyone who dares to be productive before noon.This Funny Cane Corso T-Shirt features a grumpy brindle/black Cane Corso with bed-head ears, death-stare eyes, and bold text: “I Don’t Like Morning People… Or Mornings… Or People.” Pure anti-social guard dog vibes in one shirt.The ultimate Cane Corso Merch for night owls, Mastiff Moms who drink coffee like it’s a war crime, and anyone whose Corso thinks sunrise is personal harassment.I Don't Like Morning People Cane Corso Shirt, Funny Cane Corso T-Shirt, Grumpy Cane Corso Merch, Italian Mastiff Night Owl Tee, Cane Corso Gift, Cane Corso Owner Gift, Bully Breed Apparel, Dog Lover T-Shirt, Guard Dog Clothing, Mastiff Mom Shirt, Mastiff Dad Shirt, Anti Morning Cane Corso, Viral Cane Corso Merch, Big Dog Energy Tee, Cane Corso Humor Shirt, Lazy Morning Dog Design, Cane Corso Sleep Shirt – because real protectors work the graveyard shift.Soft premium cotton, bold print that survives 100 washes and 1000 side-eyes.
Unisex fit, multiple colors (black recommended for extra menace).Limited drop. Morning people already sold out… because they woke up early.Stay savage. Sleep in.
Unisex fit, multiple colors (black recommended for extra menace).Limited drop. Morning people already sold out… because they woke up early.Stay savage. Sleep in.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cane Corso T-Shirts, Apparel & Gifts - Cane Corso Lux
- Email: contact@support.shop.canecorsolux.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Don't Like Morning People Cane Corso T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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